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On the buses, number 2, part 1,
production number 0754, date recorded

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of the 7th, 71, take 1.

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Come in, darling.

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I like that tub, don't you?

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Oh, I'm in mind of washing, just a
minute.

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Make yourself at home, take your coat
off, love. Right.

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Oh, dear.

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All right, OK?

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Yes, sit down there, sit down there.

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That's the idea.

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You'll never brought me back here just
to sit in the kitchen, I hope.

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No, no, of course not, no.

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The family are not here. They must be in
the front room. They're watching the

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telly. Well, it's just gone 11.

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They'll be going up to bed shortly.

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Then we can have the sofa to ourselves.

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More like it.

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What time does the epilogue start?

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I don't know.

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Is that what they're watching?

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No, it's when they switch off.

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Oh.

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We wondered who it was that's coming.

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Oh, Arthur.

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Arthur. Oh, Doreen.

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This is my brother -in -law, Arthur.

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How do you do?

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How do you do?

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Oh, well.

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Yeah, well.

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If you'll excuse me.

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You all up to bed now, then?

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No, we're watching the film.

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Oh, yeah, of course, yes.

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Soon to be over, won't it?

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Matter of fact, it's only just started.

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Only just started?

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Well, what time did it finish, then?

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Two hours.

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Two hours?

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Why's that?

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It's a midnight movie.

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Oh, come on, you're missing it all!

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Excuse me.

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We can't go in the front room with you
all, are we?

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Oh, I'm going. No, no, no, listen.

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Don't go, Dorian. Look,

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if we can't go in there, we'll have to
stay in here, won't we?

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Well, look, once they get stuck into
that picture, they won't disturb us.

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Very romantic, I must say.

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I should have gone straight home from
the pub.

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Well, I don't see what's wrong with it
in here. It's quite cosy, isn't it? It's

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a nice, soft -armed chair.

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Oh, look.

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Darling, let's have a little bit of fun,
eh, Dorian? Yes.

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I'll do the washing up and you can clean
the gas cooker.

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Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. Look,
I'll clear all these dirty crocks off

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the table.

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And what do you think?

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on the kitchen table.

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If you don't mind, I prefer the sofa.

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I didn't mean that. I mean, tidy the
place up a bit.

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Oh, forget it. No, no, no. I'll tell you
what.

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Yeah, I'll tell you what I'll do.

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I'll turn the lights out.

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Well, all places look alike in the dark,
don't they?

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That's what I'll do.

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Come on, Doreen. Well, you heard what he
said.

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Don't be a nigger for the next two
hours.

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Oh, come on.

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Persistent, aren't you? Of course not.
You know me.

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You are a devil.

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You know what I'm like after a couple of
vodkas.

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That's why I gave you six.

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Time for the commercial break.

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Hello, Mum. Oh, Mum, this is Doreen.
Doreen, this is my mum.

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And that's my sister, Olive.

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Oh, you two should have been in the
front room watching.

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Oh, it's marvellous. Full of action.

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Quite a lot of action going on here.

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Shut up.

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Oh, I must go to the Watsit. Have I got
time?

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Yeah.

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Sure, you wouldn't like a cup of cocoa?

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No, thanks, really.

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Stan, you can't invite a girl to the
house without offering her at least

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something.

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No. Ma, he's started.

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Oh, I'll do it later.

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I've got a quarter now.

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While the commercial runs.

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Everybody.

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They're in the front room watching a
film.

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But I was in the loo, nobody told me.

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I'd better get back, otherwise I won't
know who did it.

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The way you lot are carrying on, it
won't be me.

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Get out.

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I thought your family would be watching
TV.

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Well, they are.

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They're spending more time watching us.

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You're all right now.

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I'm so sorry.

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The film has broken down.

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will be resumed as soon as possible.

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How come at the cocoa I wanted a shame?

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I would say it's never as nice when it
keeps stopping and starting.

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You can say that again.

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Oh, I'll make it later.

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Let's hope I do.

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No, no, don't go, don't go, don't go,
Dory, don't go.

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Well, he's so pleased.

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Haven't you got a room of your own?

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Well, of course I have.

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Oh, let's go there.

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Well, do you... Eh?

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Oh, no.

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Why not?

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Well, it's upstairs, isn't it?

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Bedrooms usually are.

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Yeah, no, but it's not as nice as the
sofa in the front room, is it? No, it's

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darn sight less crowded.

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Look, are we going up or are you taking
me home? Eh?

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Yeah, well, all right, then, yeah.

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Yeah. Why not?

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Honey, just a minute.

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Be quiet, won't you?

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Well, it's not me. It's not me. It's the
old lady. She's a bit old -fashioned

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that way, you know.

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Well, I'm not.

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Take your shoes off.

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What? Take your shoes off.

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Might as well.

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I'm going to take them off later in any
case, aren't I?

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Which one?

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Oh!

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I thought you'd gone.

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Oh, no, funny mum, no.

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Why aren't you watching a film? I just
remembered I've seen it.

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Here, where are you going?

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Um... I'm just going to show Doreen
where to watch it is.

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Does she usually remove her shoes before
going to the lavatory?

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For God's sake, we were only going up to
his room.

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Oh, I see.

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I didn't realise you were that sort of a
girl.

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Look here, don't you start preaching at
me, you silly.

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There'll be no goings -on in my house.
You're darn right there won't be. I'm

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going. I've had enough of you and your
family.

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Fed up with it all.

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That's it, you're done.

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What do you want to go and talk like
that for?

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Don't raise your voice to me. There'll
be no carry -ins on here.

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What do you mean, carry -ins on? Don't
be silly, carry -ins on.

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Just because somebody takes somebody up
to their bedroom doesn't mean to take

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this carry -ins on.

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Ha, ha.

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Well, it certainly doesn't in your case,
does it?

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Well, why couldn't you have stayed in
the kitchen? We wouldn't have

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you.

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Oh, I see. It's all right in the
kitchen, but it's not allowed in the

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You know very well what I mean. If
you're going to live here, you've got to

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abide by the rules of the house.

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Oh, have I? Right, well, if that's the
case, I'm not going to live here. Eh?

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First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going
to find myself a room. Oh, no, no, no,

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don't be silly.

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That girl's got your works up. Yeah, I
know she has, but I'll tell you

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something.

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I'm going to be packing for the rest of
the night, I'll tell you that. Oh, no,

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don't be silly. What she wants is a good
night's sleep.

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A good night's sleep?

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Blimey, that's the last thing I need.

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Arthur! It's all right, Mother, you
know.

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He won't go.

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Oh.

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Jack, Jack.

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Oh, mate.

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Oh,

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I've been trapping all over the floor.

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Didn't you find anywhere, then? One.

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Twelve knicker, they wanted. I can't
afford that. Yeah, well, you shouldn't

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quarrelled with your mammy, should you?

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Listen, why don't you put him up? You've
got a room you let off sometimes.

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Don't I suffer enough in the daytime
with him? Go.

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Oh, come on, Blake, you'd only be for a
couple of days. Not like me, mate, no.

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Listen,

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my money's as good as anyone else's.

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Yeah.

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I tell you what, Butler, you can have a
room in my house, yeah.

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Hey, I told you, Jack, he's human after
all.

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Eight pounds a week.

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Eight quid?

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Why, aren't you waiting to pay a fiver?

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Take it or leave it, boy.

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Oh, well, uh...

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Yeah, it's all right. It's only been a
couple of days, see. I always insist on

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two weeks in advance, actually.

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Oh, blimey, you've had that. I'm not
playing that. No fear.

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Have you found anywhere yet, now? Well,
I thought I had just a minute ago. I

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thought we were going out for some
drinks.

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Yeah, well, we all love... I can't hang
around all night. No, it's not... No,

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yeah.

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All right, Blakey.

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Here, I'll pay you that. Here.

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Here, 16.

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I'll have a couple back out there. I
think you'll find that's right.

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Hang on.

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Fifteen then, one there, right?

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Can we go there straight away?

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Yes, all right. I think I might make it
clear.

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I don't have any noise after 11 o 'clock
at night.

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No coming in late. I expect to keep the
place tidy.

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And there'll be no alcoholic liquor
brought in the house either.

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Oh, tell me, all that for eight quid you
want, you pound of flesh, aren't you?

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Talking about flesh, butler.

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There'll be none of that brought in the
house either.

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LAUGHTER

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and wiping the bus stop, innit?

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Yes, well, I've only got to go up the
stairs now.

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Oh, yeah.

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Let me give you a hand. Oh, thanks very
much.

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Tell me there's three floors up.

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You're out of condition, mate.

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Well, at least I won't have to worry
about you bringing women up here, will

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In time you get them up them stairs,
mate, you won't be good for much, will

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Well, you can take it or leave it. You
don't have to stay. No, I'll try.

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I'll have it.

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I'll take it. I'll take it, mate. All
right.

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Here, Blakey, have you got a front door
key for me?

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Yes, here you are.

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Here you are. Look after it. OK, yeah.

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I'll, er...

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I shan't unpack my cases now because
I've got to put my suit on. I've got to

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down the pub, see?

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Oh. What? Oh, I see.

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You've got a date with that clipper,
haven't you?

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Well... Well, I'll give you a fair word
of warning now, butler.

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Don't try bringing her up here, will
you?

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I'm not having it, I'll tell you that.

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I'll probably be in bed when you get up
here.

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And I'm telling you this, mate.

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I'll hear every squeak on them stairs.

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Every mortal noise, I'm telling you.

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Right.

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And I won't be going to sleep before you
get in, mate.

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Why, do you want a goodnight kiss?

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Good pubbing it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Is it all right?

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Hey, hey.

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Hey, hey, you can't go upstairs, you
know.

250
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,660
Why not?

251
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,260
I thought that was the old idea.

252
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,840
Well, don't be daft.

253
00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:33,960
He inspects the thesis. He'll only stop
her.

254
00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:53,390
What it was, you see, he told me before
I went out. He can hear every creak on

255
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,390
the stairs.

256
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:58,190
See? Well, if we both go up there, you
know, there's more than two pairs of

257
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,009
feet, won't he?

258
00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,010
Oh, yes.

259
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,970
Now, how we can get round that?

260
00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,790
What? Well, you...

261
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,360
Yes, you've got everything you want,
have you?

262
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,080
Yes.

263
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,840
Don't get up, will you?

264
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,700
No.

265
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,960
It's very late, you know. I hope you're
going straight to bed.

266
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,100
Yes, I am.

267
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,320
For the kiss of life!

268
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:38,280
I remember that you're on the early
shift, and I didn't want to get up early

269
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,560
just to get you up, so I brought the old
alarm clock for you.

270
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,180
Oh.

271
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,199
Oh, Joe.

272
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,200
Oh, thanks, then.

273
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,840
Right, well, open up, Dorian. No, no!

274
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,580
I've got nothing on!

275
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:52,860
I don't think the sight of your naked
body's going to get me going, mate.

276
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,080
Well, uh, just put the clock outside.

277
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,280
No, don't be ridiculous. Open the door.
All right, just a little bit, then.

278
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,880
What's the matter? I want to go to the
loo.

279
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,560
You can't.

280
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,440
He's hardly downstairs. You just have to
wait till he's gone to sleep.

281
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:48,820
I can't wait.

282
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,340
Well, you've got to wait.

283
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,320
I must go now, Steve.

284
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,540
Just a minute, Keith.

285
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,680
Tiptoe, tiptoe.

286
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,280
He's right underneath here, you know.

287
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:22,210
Now, if he comes out, go back in the loo
and wait till he's gone.

288
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,090
Don't make a noise.

289
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,150
Shh!

290
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,370
Shh!

291
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:37,130
All right, all right, I'm coming, I'm
going. What is it now?

292
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:41,010
Oh, God.

293
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:45,310
He's my propery, Lordy. Yes, what is?
What do you want?

294
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:46,749
He's here.

295
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,690
Oh. Oh, my God.

296
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:20,020
I'll pray round the town looking for
you.

297
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,220
Oh, Stan, Stan.

298
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,940
Are you all right, love?

299
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400
Well, of course I am.

300
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,180
Well, you might have let us know.

301
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,680
I've been worried sick.

302
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,260
Now, look, I told you I don't allow for
sitting this time of the night. Now,

303
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:37,120
keep your voices down. Oh, how could you
have left your beautiful home for this

304
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,140
terrible room?

305
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,580
What's wrong with this room?

306
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,920
Well, it's mucked in. It wants air in.

307
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,120
Oh, you shouldn't have done it, love.
I've been worried sick.

308
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,430
You know, he just grabbed his things and
went.

309
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:50,749
Do you mind?

310
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,070
His things? Those happen to be my
pyjamas.

311
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,990
All right, so do your pyjamas. We'll
take them and go with a lot of you. All

312
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:57,990
right, then. Oh.

313
00:19:58,510 --> 00:19:59,610
Oh, you think?

314
00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:02,290
Oh.

315
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:05,590
Well, of course, you all know Doreen,
don't you?

316
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:06,790
Yes.

317
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:11,590
I am not spending all night in the loo
waiting for your precious family to go.

318
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,170
Now, where's my bag? Because I'm going.

319
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:15,590
What's she doing here?

320
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,630
So you don't know who she is? I know who
she is, all right. She's Doreen Smith

321
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,250
of the number 14 route. I want to know
what she's doing up there.

322
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:26,670
Well, I'm sure she didn't come up to
collect tickets.

323
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,250
Stan, where's my bag?

324
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:32,710
Yeah, all right.

325
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,250
You idiot.

326
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,350
How right coward you are.

327
00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:38,830
Scared of mummy.

328
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:44,170
Don't you talk to my son like that. You
can keep your precious son.

329
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:50,740
Are you satisfied?

330
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,840
Are you?

331
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,680
Now, why don't you go to the lot of you?
Go and clear out. All right, all right.

332
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,980
Olive, my pyjamas, please. Yes, ma 'am.

333
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Aren't you coming back?

334
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,580
No. No, it's no good, Mum.

335
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,220
No, I've got to have a place of my own.

336
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:10,140
Yes, well, all right, son. Good night.

337
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,540
Yeah, good night.

338
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,640
You will come and see me, won't you?

339
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,040
Oh, of course I will. Don't be silly.
Yes.

340
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,200
Well, ta -ra. Ta -ra.

341
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,210
I made a mistake letting you out of my
room, didn't I?

342
00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:25,910
I didn't know the family were going to
come.

343
00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:29,090
I'm not talking about your family. What
about that woman?

344
00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:31,650
Oh, God, what are the neighbours going
to say?

345
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:36,230
You're turning this ass into a 40 -ounce
per busman, aren't you?

346
00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:39,270
Of course I'm not.

347
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,590
Mind you, when I come to think of it,
it's not a bad idea.

348
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:48,150
What I can't understand is how she got
up here. I was listening, Dad. All I

349
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,150
heard was one pair of feet.

350
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,120
I had her on me back.

351
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,180
Oh. Oh.

352
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,800
Well, I'll stop your gallop, mate.

353
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,680
I'll see that don't happen again. Give
me that key back. Come on.

354
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Come on.

355
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Right. From now onwards, mate, I'm
clocking you in.

356
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,300
Oh, dear.

357
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,640
Oh. Oh. Oh.

358
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,920
Oh. Oh.

359
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:16,719
Oh.

360
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,720
Oh. Oh.

361
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:23,510
Oh, God, what's happened?

362
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:25,590
It's all your fault, mate. She slipped
on the stairs.

363
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:27,810
I think I broke my ankle.

364
00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:30,350
Well, don't stand there, mate. Go and
get a cab.

365
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:34,010
All right, all right. Come on, Olive.
Go, go, Olive. Oh, I'll be all right,

366
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:35,490
love. Don't worry about me.

367
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,250
Oh, oh, oh.

368
00:22:37,970 --> 00:22:38,970
Oh, no, one minute, darling.

369
00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:40,129
Come on, darling.

370
00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:41,150
You can't go home like that.

371
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:43,770
All right, I'll see you home. Come on,
then.

372
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:45,970
Oh, I thought you would.

373
00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:55,830
Here you are, Mum.

374
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:56,909
Here's your tea.

375
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:59,070
Oh, Tom, love. You are a good boy.

376
00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:02,090
We'd better be off. Film starts at 7
.30.

377
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:03,830
Oh, well, you needn't hurry back.

378
00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:06,310
Now, Stan's home to look after me.

379
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:07,850
Oh, come on, sunshine.

380
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,130
Bye, Mum.

381
00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:10,550
Have a nice time. Yeah.

382
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:14,750
How's the old leg, then?

383
00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,670
Oh, it's a bit empty, love. Is it?

384
00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:20,370
Yeah. Hang on, hang on a minute. Just a
think, just a think, will you?

385
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,840
It'll take the pain away and forget it.
A little drop of brandy in the old tea

386
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,060
there, love. You are a good boy.

387
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,060
You know, I don't think I'll be about
again for about a week.

388
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,200
Oh, won't you? No.

389
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:38,280
Could you nip upstairs and get the fiver
for me, love? Yeah, all right, then,

390
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,720
love. I won't be long.

391
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,020
That's right.

392
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,120
Oh!

393
00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:53,090
Oh,

394
00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:55,270
thanks, love. Has he still blinded you
up a bit?

395
00:23:55,570 --> 00:23:56,570
Oh, yes.

396
00:23:56,690 --> 00:24:01,670
Well, easy come, easy go. Come on. Oh,
love.

397
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:04,850
There you are.

398
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:06,710
Well,

399
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:08,190
have you got everything you want?

400
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,250
Yes, love.

401
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:12,910
There's no need for you to stay with me,
you know.

402
00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:15,070
Oh, no? Oh, good.

403
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,610
You can get on with the washing up.